March 9th, 2006
The wild cake adventures of el_destructo.
Apparently, the author was only aware of the phrase "Chinese Fire Drill" subconsciously.
Additionally, I've now traded two rounds of email with Phillip of Goats. I am a god among men.
And speaking of which -- has anyone ever heard of Cornell's Hot Truck?
|Date:||March 10th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)|| |
Obviously, you have, but I haven't.
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Okay, I give. Wot is a Cornell's Hot Truck?
|Date:||March 11th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)|| |
A truck that travels around the Cornell University campus selling horribly, destructively greasy foods to rich college kids. It's like an icecream truck, only instead of icecream it serves, among others:
the 1/2 Suicide
the Full Suicide
the Triple Suicide
the Ha Ha, Ho Ho, He He (Cornell's unofficial theme song is: they're coming to take me away, Ha Ha, they're coming to take me away, Ho Ho, to the Funny Farm, where life is sweet with nice young men in clean white coats, they're coming to take me away, Ha Ha, Ho Ho, He He -- or something like that, I haven't heard it since I was in middle school)
and the W.T.F.
|Date:||March 10th, 2006 01:22 pm (UTC)|| |
fire fighter chicks
Big, dripping hoses apparently.
I'd swear there's at least three porn flicks on this premise.
Really, what does it for me is her grin as it drips.
|Date:||March 11th, 2006 01:15 am (UTC)|| |
The hot truck? Why yes, as a matter of fact, I'm a local! In fact, I'm back in Ithaca right now for break.
That's right! You are!
Did the Stouffer's thing turn out? Can I really have one of these fabled delicacies in California?
|Date:||March 11th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)|| |
Well, legend goes the Hot Truck is single-handedly responsible for the spread of French Bread style pizza, which has become a popular frozen food staple among supermarkets, at least around here. In fact, I just ate some of the stuff an hour or so ago, bought from our local supermarket chain Wegmans of the New York/Pennsylvania region. Beyond that, I'm sorry to say, I've no idea!