September 28th, 2005
Well, this explains me and water, doesn't it?
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little anti-social, and may want to start gaining new social skills by making prank phone calls.
Shit, it knows my name!
BTW, Phil. Do you know what a Fanny is in England?
I can't say I do.
Also: You may want to befriend a few spiders ; )
A fanny is.. um.. a girls front bottom. You know (points down) that place
Why should I befriend spiders? They are really mean to me
Oh yeah, I did know that. I was told a stupid joke about Fanny Green once where the punchline went something like:
"Is that Fanny Green?"
"No, Father, I think it's just the stained glass windows."
Spiders are _not_ mean to you. After the stories I heard ~3 weeks ago, you have yet to meet a mean spider.
They tried to scare me out of my own home. They mounted a terror campaign against me and my friends. They were MEAN