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March 11th, 2005

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05:09 pm - Just don't ask.
Yeah, I know it's been forever.

Yeah, I know you don't miss me =(

Yeah, I'm weeping here. Really.

Just for that, take this random conversation between the girl and I.

(16:48:40) TehGirl: http://www.monkeyday.com/
(16:48:42) TehGirl: !!!
(16:48:45) TehGirl: :D :D :D !!!!!
(16:50:44) TehGirl: monkeys. :)
(16:56:00) CERisEDownstairs: Man, why do I feel like I need that I *heart* monkey pron shirt for next game night?

[ed: We've attracted yet another pathetic life form for game night who I freaked out by suggesting she _might_ like to screw a monkey. ]

(16:57:37) CERisEDownstairs: and why do I _really_ wanna fuck the mannequin that they use for the chick cafe press shirts?
(17:00:23) TehGirl: eh? link?
(17:00:53) CERisEDownstairs: Just look at the monkey day shirt.
(17:01:01) CERisEDownstairs: I'd know that pair of fake boobs anywhere.
(17:01:52) TehGirl: hm. yeah, I agree. *g*
(17:02:11) CERisEDownstairs: on the shirt or the mannequin?
(17:02:17) TehGirl: the mannequin
(17:02:20) TehGirl: well, both
(17:02:38) CERisEDownstairs: Clearly, fuck the mannequin and steal the shirt when you sneak out in the morning.
(17:03:06) TehGirl: yes!
(17:07:23) TehGirl: "excuse me! can I have your autograph?"
(17:07:25) TehGirl: "who, me?"
(17:07:33) TehGirl: "yes! you pose for cafepress's shirts, right?"
(17:07:40) TehGirl: "wh--how did you know?"
(17:07:43) TehGirl: "I'd know your tits ANYWHERE."
(17:07:46) CERisEDownstairs: hehe
(17:08:33) TehGirl: mm 8)

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Date:March 12th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)
random o/tness: do you want a contracting job designing a secure and pleasant-to-use database interface for a company I work for?

two tricks:

one, they're a bit weird - kind of a new agey church.
two, you can't ever talk to them about / mention my livejournal life, private life, or online handle(s). :)

they pay very well and promptly.

Date:March 16th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
the database would be a website, probably based in sql/perl.
we need to know pretty soon. please let me know if you're considering it.
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Date:March 17th, 2005 12:52 am (UTC)
Sorry about that. I've been really bad about LJ.

By the database would be a website, do you mean that the front end would be a website, or that it would be interfacing with MySQL or some other rational open source db?

BTW, we can talk about this out of comments. cerise at armory dot com. I'll probably be a touch faster that way.
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Date:March 12th, 2005 08:28 am (UTC)
I should register that screen name. It's probably taken, though.

Actually, I've seriously been considering leaving Spirit Ethereal connected to my phone and starting a new one for day-to-day use. Or at least doing the logical thing and using Relsqui (which I control but never use).

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