So last night, the term "double-edged dildo" came up for obvious reasons.
NO NOT THOSE OBVIOUS REASONS! YOU DIRTY, DIRTY PEOPLE! DIRTY!!!!!
DIRTY, LITTLE SEWER MINDSESESESES!!!!
Anyway, it came up. So Fizz says "You know, I'm not sure that's the right wording..."
So I said "Would you prefer double sided? double ended?"
Then a stroke of genius occurred to me:
"Perhaps double sided, double density?"
(If you don't get it, go look up the history of 5.25" diskettes from 180k to 1.2M. You'll thank me for it later.)