Fizz is leaning her head on my shoulder and our eyes lock on a box in it.
Specifically the words "SMOOTH PENETRATING"
and then the words "Chisel Point"
On the top of the box, it says "Monarch Standard Staples"
Part of me wants to open the box to make sure. The other part of me thinks it's best to let sleeping dogs and perverted minds lie.
I feel better that it wasn't just me, but Fizz too.
"What were those? Staples?"
"Yeah."
"Ow..."