Fashionable, but unable to tell fact from fiction (testing4l) wrote,
Fashionable, but unable to tell fact from fiction

Random crap with work has been going on. That'll come later.

For now, relsqui and I were attempting to get some sleep. She flipped over so that her back was facing my back (in her words: so she could toast her other side).

Some point in all this, I pushed against her with my butt and said "Yarr!". She responded in kind and it occurred to me in a flash of brilliance.

"Say...does this make us butt pirates?"

Then I noticed that the blanket was covering her hips, so I said "Arrr, buried booty".

Somewhere in all this, the idea of what a random web image of a butt pirate would be came into her head. She figures it involves:
a) a magic marker and a mirror, or
b) a magic marker and a close friend.

Imagine being suckered with a line like:
"Say...could you help me with something?"
"Sure what?"
"I'm trying to be a butt pirate for Halloween. Here's a marker."

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