Every kid must have one!!!
It's a great idea. I've always loved nursery rhymes and children's songs which are really
pretty and turn out to be about the Black Plague or killing a bluebird and so on.
This led to a discussion twixt Athena and I about double-ended dildos instead of baseball bats.
Some useful blackmail^Wquotes:
(08:34:13) Athena: That is a terrible gift
(08:34:26) CERisEDownstairs: gift?
(08:34:28) Athena: Who would purchase such a bastard product?
(08:34:32) CERisEDownstairs: hehehe
(08:34:39) CERisEDownstairs: I want one for my kid =D
(08:35:10) Athena: You should get a vasectomy
(08:36:15) CERisEDownstairs: I love the idea of a kid toy that the kid doesn't get until around puberty or so
(08:36:29) CERisEDownstairs: Probably not such a bad idea to buy kids dildos for toys
(08:36:36) CERisEDownstairs: c'mon! It beats a baseball bat
(08:36:43) Athena: haha
(08:36:43) CERisEDownstairs: especially if you get one of the double ended rubber ones!
(08:37:04) Athena: "Here kids! Go have fun with your friends now!)
(08:37:59) CERisEDownstairs: C'mon. If your kid doesn't frighten the other parents in your neighborhood, you just aren't doing your job
Meanwhile Fizz and Athena are plotting against me:
(16:38:19) Cersqui: ayep, that's my boy's sense of humor all right.
(16:38:23) Cersqui: that's on the lighter end too.
(16:38:59) Athena: I can only imagine
(16:40:25) Cersqui: I don't recommend it