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May 23rd, 2004

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04:23 am
relsqui and I went shopping today.

We walk down this one aisle and stop while we're perusing jams.

This rather attractive blonde trailing her boyfriend walk down
the aisle and I notice her checking me out.

My ego gains about 5 points while I do the obligatory return glance
while deciding just what kind of jam we're going to get.

We walk out of the aisle and a safeway employee starts looking at
me. This time, it's a guy. He kinda stops and asks me:

"Where'd you get that shirt?"
"Wha..?? Oh! It's a band. They were from San Diego, but they aren't
together anymore. Good band. Not quite punk. Sort of a fusion. I'm
sure there's gotta be something on Kazaa or whatever. Good stuff."
"Cool! Thanks!"

About 3 steps away, my ego deflates because I realize that it wasn't
me that chick was checking out. It was my shirt. A few years ago,
no one would've noticed, but now it probably weirds some people out.

The shirt says:

"Flatten Manhattan"

_SUCH_ a good band. I need to dig up the tapes and mp3ify.

That moment was awesome though. Getting checked out by a cute gal while
she's with her boyfriend.

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Date:May 23rd, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC)
I want a shirt that says "Destroy Troy", though I think only the locals would get it.
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Date:May 23rd, 2004 02:46 pm (UTC)
Silly Catholic. What do you have against Trojans?!?!?!?
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Date:May 23rd, 2004 06:23 pm (UTC)
Check what city I'm from in my user info. :P
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Date:May 24th, 2004 06:24 am (UTC)
I doubt the majority of the locals would get it. ; )

I still say that you should look at birth control in a slightly more positive light ; )
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Date:May 24th, 2004 01:11 pm (UTC)
Durf. I should make a zoophilia joke about a horse right about now, but I won't.
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Date:May 23rd, 2004 02:22 pm (UTC)
I check you out when I'm with my boyfriend all the time. I can't help it, you're just too sexy!

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