No toys in happy meals!
They hate corporations, but they love twitter!
The Giants. You even have to hear that they won the world series AT A HOCKEY GAME.
Commitments to "organic" and "sustainable" "food" -- we've proven that organic produce isn't any tastier, people!
Terrible roads -- because they keep motorists off the roads!
A 25% (and rising!) parking tax. Why are they charging people who drive in? To pay for their buses. That's, like, the definition of "No taxation without representation".
You can't even take BART to see a concert or go clubbing!
Don't bother with MUNI either!
Smart meters -- an environmental technology are being fought because they emit non-ionizing RF. They probably think cell phones cause cancer too.
They only hire San Franciscans
EDIT: This list was aborted, thanks to a weekend visiting friends and this:
I intend to add more to it later. This is just what I could find in about 20 minutes of googling.
EDIT part 2: And holy crap, all the goddamned Priuses. You see them all over the place in SF. You even see ones with wind generators on top.