The vintage fashion expo is this weekend! Does anyone want to go with me?
I responded back with:
I do not believe the vintage fashion expo is compatible with my weekend as I will be covered in various forms of grease, oil, and dirt.
This is odd considering how much more prevalent grease, oil, and dirt were in the era which "vintage" clothing claims to be inspired by.
I believe that adequately describes my general contempt towards anything claiming to be vintage or a populist reenactment.
In summary, it is possible that I am a curmudgeon.