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anarchodandyist: Well, my eyeballs are pretty angry with me, but I have PERIPHERAL VISION GUYS.
knight3d: oh yeah? did you stare at lasers?
anarchodandyist: Nope, got hard contacts.
SomeOtherDude: but glasses are sexy...
anarchodandyist: It's true, SomeOtherDude. But not having to get a new (expensive) prescription in both your regular glasses and your sunglasses every year is also sexy.
testing4l: anarchodandyist: I would do your glasses and your not-glasses. In fact, if I could get your glasses and not-glasses into a bar and get them both drunk, then I would totally videotape myself having a threesome with both your glasses and your not-glasses,
And then I would put it on the Internet to share with the world!
anarchodandyist: You remain the undisputed king of the comments, testing4l.