Random thought from crisper's last story. Robots don't make mistakes; they make adjustments.
Also, I just heard Talking Heads' "Our House" dubbed over with "Jingle Bells". Someone must die for that transgression.
Lastly, whose idea was it for Mercury's Cougar XR-7 to only have four gears? What kind of a muscle car only has four gears? That's the most retarded thing ever!