I answered and then looked at what other people thought.
Most people said Walt Disney.
Some people said Annette Funicello.
I said Helen Keller. We could skip the lines and she wouldn't bug me.
I'm changing the tagline on my journal from "Fashionable, but unable to tell fact from fiction" (philled2thebrim's description of a picture of me) to "Taking advantage of the deaf & blind at the Happiest Place on Earth".
EDIT: Or I would, but that's too long for LJ to accept. Sheesh!
People have been clicking like on it non-stop.