13:39 <&root> It's likely I will be the only person there wearing a beret or
13:39 <&root> Goggles. Definitely.
13:40 < ctw> It's a Dr. Steel show, dude.
13:40 <&root> It's San Francisco.
13:40 <&root> People SUCK in San Francisco.
13:40 <&root> There will be thousands of trilbys.
13:40 < ctw> That's what I hear, yeah. :)
13:40 <&root> Possibly a fedora or two.
13:40 <&root> No one will wear goggles because that's just TOO weird.
13:41 <&root> Anyway, I can guarantee that I will also be wearing a Captain
13:41 <&root> and no one else is that cool.
13:41 <&root> Even if someone happened to read Dresden Codak
13:41 <&root> they'd wear one of the other shirts
13:41 <&root> Probably the stupid "I will do science to it" shirt.
13:42 <&root> Anyway, if I catch anyone else wearing goggles, I will be forced
to destroy them.
13:43 <&root> I hate copycats.
13:43 <&root> They're like lolcats but they aren't cute and they aren't funny.
13:43 <&root> They're like all the stupid on a stupid web page.
13:44 <&root> I WILL be the only person with a handlebar moustache. I don't
think anyone's caught up to that yet.
13:44 < c4> Your mom is the only person with a handlebar moustache
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