13:39 <&root> It's likely I will be the only person there wearing a beret or goggles. 13:39 <&root> Goggles. Definitely. 13:40 < ctw> It's a Dr. Steel show, dude. 13:40 <&root> It's San Francisco. 13:40 <&root> People SUCK in San Francisco. 13:40 <&root> There will be thousands of trilbys. 13:40 < ctw> That's what I hear, yeah. :) 13:40 <&root> Possibly a fedora or two. 13:40 <&root> No one will wear goggles because that's just TOO weird. 13:41 <&root> Anyway, I can guarantee that I will also be wearing a Captain Marvel-esque shirt. 13:41 <&root> and no one else is that cool. 13:41 <&root> Even if someone happened to read Dresden Codak 13:41 <&root> they'd wear one of the other shirts 13:41 <&root> Probably the stupid "I will do science to it" shirt. 13:42 <&root> Anyway, if I catch anyone else wearing goggles, I will be forced to destroy them. 13:43 <&root> I hate copycats. 13:43 <&root> They're like lolcats but they aren't cute and they aren't funny. 13:43 <&root> They're like all the stupid on a stupid web page. 13:44 <&root> I WILL be the only person with a handlebar moustache. I don't think anyone's caught up to that yet. 13:44 < c4> Your mom is the only person with a handlebar moustache
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