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January 27th, 2007


09:51 am
Today, like any other weekday, I packed my laptop up, put my wallet, keys, cell phone, badge, and PDA in my jacket. Fed & watered the kittens as usual. I even petted them a little until Tera and Meg started purring.

The difference is that today isn't a weekday. I'm not going to work today. Today, I'm going to the launch facility.

I'm usually quiet about my work. Usually, it's uninteresting. Frequently, it's minor bit twiddling. However, one of the things I've been asked to look into is plate tectonic movement. There was some very interesting work by Arne Saknussem, verified some thousand years later by A. Lidenbrock, O. Lidenbrock, and H. Bjelke.

It has been thought for some time that earthquakes are caused by tectonic plates moving about. Every schoolboy knows that the lithosphere is broken up into chunks and they move about on the asthenosphere independently between half and 8 and a half centimeters a year. Most people when queried about their initial impetus will say it's the result of convection currents. This was believed to be true, but has been outmoded by a newer theory involving the subduction of denser oceanic plates and a revived theory about tidal forces from our moon.

My research has shown that the moon is primarily the cause.

It turns out to have a number of supporting arguments. Note that Mars and Venus have no tectonic movement. Deimos and Phobos are far too small to have any significant force on Mars and Venus has no moons.

As it turns out, this is our opportunity to rid the world of earthquakes and put cartographers out of a job once and for all. Plates will eventually grind to a halt, the friction transferring the kinetic energy slowly into heat. Some of the more prone to fear believed that this could strongly affect global warming. These fears were put to rest early on when it was shown to be of low magnitude over a relatively long period of time.

Obviously, I have a vested interest in this. The places I plan on living right now are all very near the fast moving Pacific plate. If we can slow that down, California will finally be the paradise it's associated with. The only negative -- earthquakes -- will have been made a thing of the past.

I've taken the precaution of quietly buying up land there whenever possible on speculation. I suppose this is not unlike a boxer betting everything he has on himself before a title bout. The difference is that science is on my side and I needn't only trust myself.

This all comes at an interesting time. It turns out the reason the international community was so quiet about the destruction of the Chinese weather satellite is that it was a test. Not of a space weapon (kinetic kill vehicles are hardly high technology), but of a targeting system.

And we're using it.

One wouldn't think that you'd need to be very accurate to propel something at the moon -- it's awfully hard to miss. Fears from the 1960s notwithstanding. The reason we need that accuracy is that we're about to pull off the biggest pool shot in history. Only the cue ball is being shot from one of the other balls and they all have a lot of gravity involved.

The cue ball in this case needs to provide about 1.78*10^20 kg/m^2 of acceleration to counter Earth's own at apogee. That's about 1.31*10^43 N of force. Consider, for a moment, that the Tsar Bomba generated a mere 2.39*10^14 J and you can see we're in a little bit of trouble here.

The answer (as any CS person could tell you) is to parallelize, amortize, and use better technology. We're doing all of the above.

At exactly 7:46pm PST this evening, you may hear a sonic boom depending on your location. Those in Seattle will be treated to a series of four. You may hear messages about this through a number of news sources.

3 days from now, you'll be treated to the non-sight of the most impressive and precisely timed release of energy that mankind has ever put together.

The reason you haven't heard of it was to prevent protests. Greenpeace activists would be over the displacement of an object from its "natural" state in a second. Let alone that we're using nuclear devices in order to generate that sort of momentum.

It is our hope that with a series of similar launches, we will successfully dislodge the moon from orbit around the Earth. I haven't been privy to much of the orbital calculations. I've heard people say that it'll be captured by Mars, Ceres, and Jupiter. None of which sound right to me. All I know is to expect the moon to be less and less of a feature in the night sky.

Wish us luck, friends. With fortune, we may yet conquer another aspect of nature which so cruelly preys on man and man's work.

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09:14 pm
Back from the launch. The shot was gorgeous. The AP took some historical archive footage that future generations might remember this, though it won't be shown on TV. The press boys think that the icon of missile launches might frighten people.

I guess, if I were out of the loop and prone to panic, it might frighten me too. I guess we'll never have a press incident like the old "War of the Worlds" broadcast again at this rate.

When going through the design, I did everything I could -- a nonzero amount -- to suggest the addition of live recorders with video and audio to the launch vehicles. The cost was minimal and the value of being able to see the rocket's eye view is enormous. The relay satellites are taking in a tremendous amount of data from those rockets and storing them at Mission Control. When it's all said, done, and declassified, we'll have beautiful images and sound of the first nuclear warheads used in space.

The sound will only be while its going through the atmosphere, though the thin atmosphere around the moon and the air escaping the kill vehicle when it hits may allow for some idea of what it sounds like to be very near a nuclear blast.

I'm told that the end of the audio will be a high pitched whine as the electronics fail and begin to melt. Still -- it's anyone's guess when it comes right down to it.

Anyway, here's one of the images that's considered public domain. It's not much, but it's something at least.

Naturally, it's behind a cut and branded -- we weren't allowed our own photo equipment as one might imagine.Collapse )

EDIT: Sorry folks, I fouled up that URL. =/

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