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June 24th, 2009


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09:58 pm
So, I have this perl bot called c3. It started off as cabinet and I've been renaming it by major versions. Some are anxiously awaiting it becoming c4.

Anyway, it all started with this:

<+Stopper> i wish i had a bot that did nothing but mangle people's comments into lame "your mom" burns
<+cerise> Stopper: Give me a sec


Quickly, I hacked up a module using NLP and loaded it into c3. This was followed by responses to people like:

18:46 <+c3> Your mom is a right
18:46 <+c3> Your mom is a hahaha
18:46 <+c3> Your mom is a spin
18:46 <+c3> Your mom is a trip
18:46 <+c3> Your mom is a mom
18:47 <+c3> Your mom is a insane head of yours
18:47 <+c3> Your mom is a single time
18:48 <+c3> Your mom is a glass of beer
18:48 <+c3> Your mom is a much win
18:48 <+c3> Your mom is a man
18:48 <+c3> Your mom is a woman
18:49 <+c3> Your mom is a yes
18:49 <+c3> Your mom is a mother
18:49 < c3> Your mom is a more fun than a bucket of backatcha
18:50 <+c3> Your mom is a royale with cheese


I unloaded the module and tucked it into another module where it could be a bit more controlled. This was followed a day and some odd later by:

19:16 < jercos> cerise: thought: "Your mom is a Ping Timeout", "Your mom is an
Input/Output error", "Your mom's connection reset by peer"
19:16 < c3> Your mom is a connection reset by peer
19:16 < jercos> see? hilarious.


and another set of hacks...

22:01 -!- Marenz [~anonym001@hide-49AA4A98.superkabel.de] has quit [Client exited]
22:01 < c3> Your mom is a client exited


which spawned this conversation:

21:34 <%kremlin> Your mom is a good name for a band.
21:57 <&cerise> I'd dig it.
21:57 <&cerise> I should name my work station "your mom"
21:57 <&cerise> In fact, I think I will.
21:57 <&cerise> "I'm going to go look that up on your mom"
21:57 <&cerise> "Hold on a sec, I need to test this on your mom"
21:58 <&cerise> "Here, I'm going to upload that to your mom"


And, you know, I think I will. That's the kind of silliness desperately needed at my workplace.

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From:lishd
Date:June 25th, 2009 05:33 am (UTC)
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18:47 <+c3> Your mom is a insane head of yours

for shame. even *i* could tell it how to decide between a/an for at least the vowels.
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From:testing4l
Date:June 25th, 2009 08:05 am (UTC)
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It was a first run. The new code not only does that, but omits the article entirely for things that start with a number (numerals or spelled out).
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From:ebugle
Date:June 25th, 2009 05:50 am (UTC)
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your mom is c3.
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From:testing4l
Date:June 25th, 2009 08:06 am (UTC)
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Your mom is a for shame.!

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