This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- You have no clue what it's going to be. I have no clue what it's going to be. Seriously. This will be a strenuous exercise in creativity for me. Who knows?
The catch is that you have to put this in your journal as well, if you expect me to do something for you.
Additionally, I am adding the caveat that I must have some way to get ahold of you. Duh. You are welcome to express a preference for what the thing is, but I give no guarantee or even slight suggestion that I will abide by them
EDIT: Wow people -- just *wow*.