January 13th, 2009
<%kremlin> So in this horribly disturbing dream, I got someone pregnant. No big deal, the victim wanted kids. Except instead of transplanting myself and working for the good of the kid, I monitor the pregnancy over the internet and attend the birth via webcam. What the fuck.
<%kremlin> I'm just really disturbed with the idea that I wouldn't be there.
haplo3k Wow. That's pretty weird.
testing4l Dude, that'd make pregnancy so much more convenient.
testing4l Also, it'd be much more soothing to hear a tinny voice through speakers say "BREATHE, HONEY! REMEMBER TO BREATHE! OK, PUSH NOW! YOU CAN DO IT! PUSH!"
testing4l I wonder how HAL would administer the birthing of a kid.
testing4l "ARE YOU SURE THAT KID'S MINE!?" "This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been attributable to human error."
testing4l Or maybe "I'm sorry Dave, but you breeding is something I cannot allow to happen."
|Date:||January 13th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)|| |
have a friend connect to the camera and yell "IS THIS DOMINO'S ONLINE SERVICE? I'D LIKE TO ORDER A THIN-CRUST PEPPERONI."
"I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!"