So, today, I wandered into work with my sombrero on. Got there just in time to join the lunch line. Lots of snickers and pointing and smiles. I noticed no one I knew was sitting downstairs, so I wandered upstairs to my desk. I went by the break room and the whole team was there eating. They let out a cheer at the sight of the sombrero and someone asked the occasion.
I said "New, big buildings require new, big hats!".
This may be a new favorite phrase of mine. It's right up there with "CONTAINERS KNOW NO HOLIDAYS!"