Fashionable, but unable to tell fact from fiction (testing4l) wrote,
Fashionable, but unable to tell fact from fiction
testing4l

The oldest your mom joke I know:
< DEMETRIUS> Villain, what hast thou done?
< AARON> That which thou canst not undo.
< CHIRON> Thou hast undone our mother.
< AARON> Villain, I have done thy mother.
< DEMETRIUS> And therein, hellish dog, thou hast undone.

Act IV, Scene II of Titus Andronicus. Lines 76-80.

If you know an older one, I want to see it.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 12 comments