|04:59 pm - An email from WHO? About WHAT?|
From: God <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: my spam address at l dot armory dot com
Thank you for your loan request, which
we recieved yesterday, your refinance application has been
Good Credit or Not, We are ready to give
you a $331,000 loan, after further review, our lenders have established the
lowest monthly payments.
Approval process will take only 1
Please visit the confirmation link below
and fill-out our short 30 second Secure Web-Form.
I wonder if I'll be struck down with lightning if I point out that God typo'd "received", improperly capitalized words, and the like.
I worried momentarily about the loan terms -- what do I owe him? But then I remembered that he supposedly already owns my eternal soul. What's he going to do if I default? Send me to heaven?