To: my spam address at l dot armory dot com
Thank you for your loan request, which
we recieved yesterday, your refinance application has been
accepted
we recieved yesterday, your refinance application has been
accepted
Good Credit or Not, We are ready to give
you a $331,000 loan, after further review, our lenders have established the
lowest monthly payments.
you a $331,000 loan, after further review, our lenders have established the
lowest monthly payments.
Approval process will take only 1
minute.
minute.
Please visit the confirmation link below
and fill-out our short 30 second Secure Web-Form.
and fill-out our short 30 second Secure Web-Form.
I wonder if I'll be struck down with lightning if I point out that God typo'd "received", improperly capitalized words, and the like.
I worried momentarily about the loan terms -- what do I owe him? But then I remembered that he supposedly already owns my eternal soul. What's he going to do if I default? Send me to heaven?
