June 15th, 2007
|02:51 pm - Somedays you get the compiler. Other days, the compiler gets you.|
14:47 < cerise> Y'know, after you were compiled, the Makefile was accidentally
deleted and the compiler replaced with an inferior optimizer.
14:49 < cerise> Obviously, you were compiled to function with additional
coprocessors and I've got just the right pinout for your I/O
14:50 < cerise> If I were alone with you, the very first thing I'd do is remove
all your threads and push you though single processing mode for
maximum bandwidth and throughput.
14:52 < Haplo> You know how to talk to a woman.
14:56 < cerise> I know I'd rather mmap your output buffer directly instead of
14:57 < cerise> I wish I could use spinloop with my poll() using you as an
14:57 < cerise> and, if you were feeling good, we might party and let the
14:58 < Haplo> This would be more fun if I knew more of those terms.
15:11 < cerise> It's OK. If you knew more of those terms, I'd have to actually