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June 15th, 2007


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02:51 pm - Somedays you get the compiler. Other days, the compiler gets you.
14:47 < cerise> Y'know, after you were compiled, the Makefile was accidentally 
                deleted and the compiler replaced with an inferior optimizer.
14:49 < cerise> Obviously, you were compiled to function with additional 
                coprocessors and I've got just the right pinout for your I/O 
                ports.
14:50 < cerise> If I were alone with you, the very first thing I'd do is remove 
                all your threads and push you though single processing mode for 
                maximum bandwidth and throughput.
14:52 < Haplo> You know how to talk to a woman.
14:56 < cerise> I know I'd rather mmap your output buffer directly instead of 
                passing messages.
14:57 < cerise> I wish I could use spinloop with my poll() using you as an 
                argument.
14:57 < cerise> and, if you were feeling good, we might party and let the 
                scheduler interrupt.
14:58 < Haplo> This would be more fun if I knew more of those terms.
15:11 < cerise> It's OK.  If you knew more of those terms, I'd have to actually
                mean it.

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