This is what happens when you put your girlfriend's dad on IM while you're playing trivia at TGI Fridays.
(18:41:34) SparkyAndFizzDad: So I'm vaulting into the modern age -- I've got Katie on IM and now you too (if you're really there). Of course I don't have anything to say . . . no, wait, that's part of the modern age. (You think I'm quite there yet?)
(18:41:34) Cersqui <AUTO-REPLY> : out to dinner.
NOT LUNCH! HA! NOT LUNCH! HAHAHAHA! WE ARE NOT OUT TO LUNCH! NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(18:41:58) SparkyAndFizzDad: A likely story