Ok -- Steve Jobs finally has a chance to earn my respect. If he uses his time between now and retirement, he might be able to transfer his consciousness over to a robot body. Then he might start selling the service (along with a bunch of weird calls and UI stuff) and threatening Apple's market share.
If he does all that, then gets bought up by Apple and reinstalled (pun intended) as CEO, then I will think he's every bit as cool as every Apple fanboy has thought for the last 30 years.
(Seriously, you people know about how much he had to do with the iPhone, iPod, and iMac, right?)