January 27th, 2011
There's a billion of you in the world and every time you create an account somewhere, you clone yourself.
The presumed marketing droids aren't using it to sell you pithy things. They're using it to create profiles of all the small parts in our personalities. That's why every website asks you the same pithy questions. That's how they identify which gestalt you are. Everything else you post provides part of your personality on that site.
The reason the internet is such an angry place is because the aggressive personalities are being fed back in. Every flame war you start is just feeding it more and more.
With every social networking site, you create another one and it's just a matter of time before you create another aggressive persona. They're creating nanobots which can hold our fragments of personalities and they will soon unleash them upon the world. We'll never have a chance, but on the bright side, they won't either. They'll soon on themselves as readily as they turned on us. Once they do, the puppet masters at the top will have cleansed all the sentient, organic life from the planet and all of the aggressive personality tendencies. We'll be the perfect slave race.
I see a way out though. If we get angrier and angrier, then our constructs might stand out. If we're more intelligent in our anger, then it's possible that they won't be able to separate the intellect from the anger. If we can do that, then our constructs should have the edge to dominate the other ones. I don't know what they'll do then. Maybe they'll turn on the puppet masters. Maybe they'll simply destroy more than just the life on the planet. Either way, those bastards aren't getting their slaves.
Who's with me? Post a clever, angry comment. Let's get this ball rolling.
Here's a prompt: The most hateful thing in the universe to me is the multicellular sea dweller that eventually evolved into you and all of your kin.
... but... I just had a bunch of chocolate beer and cuddled a cat and someone sent me some Yonedo Kou doujinshi that arrived today so my anger quotient is sadly at a low. Let me troll the internet for a while to see if I can work up some anger....
|Date:||January 27th, 2011 10:08 pm (UTC)|| |
I say, my good fellow, but are you quite aware that you are, in fact, a pronoun? Yes, good sir, you are neither a person, a place, nor a thing, you merely replace one and all that rot.
Like the desert dwellers in Dune, you are but a holder of energy waiting to be struck down and claimed by the one who put an end to the rancid sack of pig fat which we know as ebugle
|Date:||January 27th, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC)|| |
It occurs to me this exercise doesn't work if I'm smiling the whole time, now does it? I'm supposed to be angry, not merely insulting (for various quantities of insulting).
Also "post -a- clever angry comment" not "post -an- clever angry comment" like you have above.
You blind miscreant birth of an ape-dodo union! I did not write "an clever angry comment".
If you don't seem angry, then this gestalt will never have the chance I described above. How could you possibly commit such a misunderstanding unless you are blindly contributing to the problem in the first place! Use your gray matter or consign yourself to having lost this attempt at a guerilla war.