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December 14th, 2010


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12:51 am - Shocking developments!
1) I'm going to Seattle soon! ROCK ON!

2) zetshia_gudani's bras have all been horribly mis-sized. She used to think she was 36C. Now she is presently wondering whether she is 34DDD or 34F. I am unable to help as I was somehow spared going underwear shopping with my sisters and -- even if I wasn't -- they are tiny people with tiny appendages.

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3) Two -- count them! -- Two Christmas cards have been delivered by the postal snail. One declared me a pretty swell chap (Thanks promiseoftin!). The other declared me "Master of the Universe and Shadowboxing" (Thanks divine_delirium!).
3a) Is that "Master of the Universe" and "Master of Shadowboxing"? Or is that "Master of the Universe" and giving me a nickname of "Shadowboxing"? Is that zetshia_gudani's nickname now? That could work.

Anyway, since I am undefeated at the universe and undefeated at shadowboxing, I've chosen the first interpretation.

4) I suck at keeping up on LJ. And tabs. I've been digging at Linux internals trying to figure out how the VM was screwed up so badly. Apparently, it's been an ongoing problem. My browsers at home and at work are crowded full of tabs of things I need to sit down and read. I hate, hate, hate having been absent from all you lovely people.

5) Apparently, they make bras with magnetic clasps. The best prank of all time would be repolarizing one side of those clasps.
5a) Also, you could stick metal things to boobs. A friend of mine has a bit of iron from an old rocket engine. What a pickup that would be!

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From:lishd
Date:December 14th, 2010 09:15 am (UTC)
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FUCK YEAH SEATTLE

did you get KQVII working yet? :D
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From:majesticarky
Date:December 14th, 2010 10:10 am (UTC)
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Kami is not a size DDD or F! That's ridiculous. My bf keeps wanting to get me into a "shelf bra" which is apparently a bra that leaves the nipples exposed. Like a shelf where the structure is there but the contents are visible. I'd like to see you make cracks about that one :p.
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From:zetshia_gudani
Date:December 14th, 2010 11:48 am (UTC)
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No seriously! I tried on a 34DD and it was obviously too small. It was all pinchy and I bulged out of the top. I've been wearing the wrong bra size my whole life, I thought I was a 36C and all that digging in and bulging was just the way bras are. I decided to actually size my self using this page and these videos, and wow was I off!

P.S.: Remember cup sizes are relative to the size of the band. So really 34DDD/F is only a heaping handful where as 38F or 40F is fucking HUUUUGE!
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From:aatheus
Date:December 14th, 2010 07:54 pm (UTC)
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Ah, pornography lies to us once again. Digging in and bulging is not correct, no sir!
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From:zetshia_gudani
Date:December 14th, 2010 10:08 pm (UTC)
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It's not just the pornos, victoria's secret models wear the wrong sizes, too. Is it any wonder that women get confused?
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From:majesticarky
Date:December 15th, 2010 12:16 am (UTC)
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I see. Are you going to have any luck finding bras in that size?
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From:testing4l
Date:December 15th, 2010 12:46 am (UTC)
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Well, if not, then someone'll just have to support 'em.
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From:zetshia_gudani
Date:December 15th, 2010 09:07 am (UTC)
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Oh sure, if I want to wear old lady bras or minimizers. However, if I ever want to have cleavage again, I'll probably have to buy online :/
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From:testing4l
Date:December 15th, 2010 12:48 am (UTC)
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I think your boyfriend is topologically challenged. You use one storage device, not storage devices within storage devices. A shelf is a shelf. A rack is a rack. One does not put a rack on a shelf -- it is suboptimal.
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From:aatheus
Date:December 14th, 2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
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Rock on, Seattle! I have been to that fair city. There are lots of neat things to see and weird people to meet. I wish you safe travels, good sir.
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From:promiseoftin
Date:December 14th, 2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
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Glad you got the card! :)

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